Never leave the Lord unattended

I was at a Catholic wedding with my Jewish aunt, who nudged me to take a picture of this sign. Neither of us had much idea what it meant, but we both liked the language of it, outside of a religious context. There are few committed adorers of any kind in this world, I think. Anytime — AM, PM — we could use some.

Apocalypse now

I've been driving by this sign for at least a year and ignoring its fiery plea. Recently I finally succumbed. Go ahead -- go to it. It'll blow your mind.

These are the eggs the Lord has made

So I got these odd-brand eggs from Aldi, which is another post in and of itself because that's such a wacky place to shop, and I open the carton to find this:

And I was like, "Oh, great, Jesus eggs."

But then after making my omelet I closed the carton, and check out what as on the outside:

I was kind of on the fence about faith already, and now it seems even the eggs are testing my compass.